brevoortformspring:

Dear Mr. Brevoort,

I’ve been reading Cullen Bunn’s Magneto series with interest over the past year. I don’t agree with glorifying Magneto’s violence, but it’s been a good read up until yesterday in which Magneto takes a young, human woman to bed. There are several problems I have with this.

1….

I can’t tell if this is a parody submission. If so, kudos, it’s friggin hilarious. If not… er… you need to work some things out with your therapist.